You go out to dinner at 6:00pm and you're the only ones in the restaurant until after 7:00.
You have a sandwich for lunch and people wonder if you're going to be ok.
There is a case of wine in the fellowship hall of the church...ready for the potluck Sunday.
Free refills...what are those?
Every meal that you have at someone's house has at least 4 courses and takes a minimum of 2 hours to eat.
Your daughter thinks that underwear comes from the grocery store (which it does).
The biggest vehicle on the road is a minivan.
The treat in the McDonalds Happy Meal is a "Back to the Future" DVD...wait a minute...
You have to constantly watch the sidewalk because although it is the law, people do not clean up after their dogs.
You have to ask for ice in your glass (and I'm not even sure you could get it at some places when you ask).
You keep eating chocolate because it is just that good and there are so many varieties you haven't tried yet!
Whenever you have a half a glass of coke, people ask why you're drinking so much!